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Grand Kapun Roaqqa's 800th Birthday
Topic Started: Sep 17 2015, 01:57 AM (2,712 Views)
Yusukistan
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Bill Swerskiei
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Archbishop Beelzebane is hosting a party in honor of the Grand Kapun of the Kleker Tribe, Roaqqa's, 800th birthday. The celebration will be held on the evening in Vagantem Vir Prudens in the city of Monicaska. It is suspected to be a green carpet event, with many of Yusukistan and the Kleker Tribe's elite attending.
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The server walks over to get the drink order from the table eith Plato Thesulos, Chereus Maddox, and General Aricuno Mesalus. He still can't believe such an elegant-looking woman can handle the salty, bitter liquor so well.
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Tanjansa remains blissfully unaware of the server's bewilderment, kicking back the bottle as the bitter liquor ran down her throat.
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She hears General Mesalus say: "Ha! If a woman like her can handle Dagmar's tears, then bring me a bottle!" Thesulos and Maddox look at him like he has goldenrod growing out of his ears as the server obliges. The General takes three sips before he passes out.
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A man in a long black coat followed by two armored guards carrying a large 2 metre long box arrive at the place of the celebrations. Seeing that everyone has already started drinking they attempt to mix in without being noticed. Trying to hide that they arrived a bit late.
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Once General Mesalus passes out, Tanjansa asks the group,"...Since he's not going to wake up any time soon, would you mind giving me his bottle? I'm almost finished with mine."
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Lord Wiegand steps in front of his husband and Tupik.
"Do... forgive Sir Hanke. He is drunk," explains the Head of the Council, softly.
The General then shoots up and begins shouting.
"Oh, I'm just," he spits the next words, "Sir Hanke when I've had a few glasses of wine?"
Lord Justyn then whispers something in Hanke's ear, causing him to be quiet and sit down.
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Tupik stumbles to the water closet muttering about "flagellum queers".
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Maddox and Thesulos shrug, so the server gives Tanjanesa her bottle.
Edited by Yusukistan, Sep 18 2015, 06:20 PM.
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Tanjansa takes the other bottle, setting hers down after finishing it. She begins to kick the other bottle up.
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The servers advise everyone to take their seats as the ceremonies will start soon.
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Lord Wiegand taps Sir Hanke on the back and the both of them sit down at a table together. The rest of the Scourgii follow their lead.
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Tanjansa takes a seat as to where she wouldn't obstruct anyone'sview.
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The Harndarians scatter and explore more of the building.
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The servers kindly ask the Harndarians to head to the auditorium, as everyone else is already there.
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The Cewanians wait till everyone else has seat down. They don't want to steal anyone's place.
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After all are seated, a Kleker officer walks up to the podium. "Greetings, all. I am Grat-Kilcom Trezek. We are here today to celebrate the birthday of a great man. Grand Kapun Roaqqa, who has turned 800!"
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Tanjansa keeps quiet, not wanting to speak up until appropriate.
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Harndarians clap for a second then stop.
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(I'm using dates assuming the year is 2025.)
"Roaqqa was elected the Jukapun of Kib Kleker in 1410, at the age of 185. He was the youngest person ever elected to the Kapun Council. He was also the first Lekunite elected to public office in the Kleker Tribe. As many know, he was elected at a time when Kib Kleker's government was dominated by Xurgist supremacists. He championed the denomination equality movement and was the driving force behind the Right to Worship Act of 1425, therefore freeing Kib Kleker of denominational persecution." Grat-Kilcomm Trezek gives a pause to let people respond as they see fit.
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Tanjansa keeps silent, but smiles softly as she heard the accomplishments of the Grand Kapun.
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"If I'm correct, then he's been alive through around... 8 major political upheavals in Great Scourge! You have an impressively stable state!" remarks a Scourgian general.
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