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| Grand Kapun Roaqqa's 800th Birthday | |
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| Yusukistan | Sep 17 2015, 01:57 AM Post #1 |
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Archbishop Beelzebane is hosting a party in honor of the Grand Kapun of the Kleker Tribe, Roaqqa's, 800th birthday. The celebration will be held on the evening in Vagantem Vir Prudens in the city of Monicaska. It is suspected to be a green carpet event, with many of Yusukistan and the Kleker Tribe's elite attending. |
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| Cewania | Sep 21 2015, 07:57 PM Post #61 |
 
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The Cewanians perform no action at all. They just sit and listen... |
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| Harndar | Sep 21 2015, 10:25 PM Post #62 |
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Harndarians this time kept on listening. |
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| Yusukistan | Sep 23 2015, 02:39 AM Post #63 |
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Trezek continues. "Roaqqa was reelected as Jukapun by a landslide in 1450, and within his next 40-years in office he turned Kib Kleker into the most advanced and successful city in the Caves. In 1489, he announced his candidacy for the Grandkapunic election of 1490. He received 90% of the vote, leaving his competitors in the dust." He pauses again. |
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| Great Scourge | Sep 23 2015, 02:48 AM Post #64 |
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"The only time in Scourgian history someone won that much of the vote was under Lordson, and he was the only choice!" |
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| Yusukistan | Sep 23 2015, 03:19 AM Post #65 |
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A constantly shaking Kleker elder in a wheelchair next to the Scourgius glares at him. "Are you implying something about my son?" |
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| Great Scourge | Sep 23 2015, 03:49 AM Post #66 |
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"I'm merely making an observation that implies Lordson was so unpopular that even as the only candidate he wasn't a true winner. If I insulted Grand Kapun Roaqqa, then I apologize," responds the Scourgius who made the offending remark. |
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| Yusukistan | Sep 23 2015, 03:57 AM Post #67 |
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"I forgot what we were talking about. What time is it? I'm going to be late for ny son's birthday! Oh, wait, I'm already here. I smell turnips." |
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| Velkand | Sep 23 2015, 04:23 AM Post #68 |
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Tanjansa is still rather quiet, and still smiling softly. It's probably a little creepy. |
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| Harndar | Sep 23 2015, 04:32 AM Post #69 |
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The Harndarians stare at Tajansa and a weird manner, but then returned back to their normal duties. Just sitting and listening. |
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| Cewania | Sep 23 2015, 04:50 PM Post #70 |
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One of the Cewanian guards nudges the middle sitting Cewanian and whispers: "Whats the highest you ever got ?" He gets the response "82". |
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| Yusukistan | Sep 23 2015, 06:19 PM Post #71 |
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"Roaqqa was sworn in as Grand Kapun in 1491, and has been in the position ever since. This makes him the longest serving Grand Kapun in Kleker history, with a grand total of 534 years in office. That, ladies and gentleman, is in itself an amazing achievement. Today, we are honoring this great man. Now, I would like to welcome him to speak." Grat-Kilcomm Trezek stands back as Roaqqa takes the podium. The Kleker and Yusukites give the elder a round of applause. |
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| Velkand | Sep 23 2015, 06:30 PM Post #72 |
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Tanjansa also applauds, but not to loudly, as Roaqqa takes the podium. |
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| Great Scourge | Sep 23 2015, 07:56 PM Post #73 |
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The Scourgii applaud as well. |
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| Ankshara. | Sep 23 2015, 08:49 PM Post #74 |
 
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A few Anksharians silently slip into the audotorium and watch. |
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| Cewania | Sep 24 2015, 01:22 PM Post #75 |
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The Cewanians do a little bowing gesture. |
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| Harndar | Sep 24 2015, 01:34 PM Post #76 |
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Harndarians clap moderately loud. |
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| Yusukistan | Sep 26 2015, 07:15 AM Post #77 |
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"Thank all of you for coming." Roaqqa starts. "Never, in all my 800 years, would I have thought so many important people would attend a celebration in my honor. Trezek was just listing all these great things I have done, yet I like to tell people: I am but an average Kleker elder." |
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| Velkand | Sep 26 2015, 12:03 PM Post #78 |
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Tanjansa seems to like the humble statement from Roaqqa. |
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| Kanosus | Sep 27 2015, 06:27 AM Post #79 |
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"Sorry for being late" says a group of Kanosians as they arrive. |
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| Yusukistan | Sep 27 2015, 12:44 PM Post #80 |
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"You weren't invited." A bouncer says as he kicks them out. |
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