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| Yusukistan's Prime Ministerial Superdebate | |
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| Great Scourge | Oct 12 2015, 10:36 PM Post #1 |
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Brought to you by SEK in affiliation DuxNac Inc., the Hateful Collective1, and the Old University of Academia2. Studio rented to SEK by the Terra Troup, Yusukistan's foremost real estate renter for large buildings capable of containing a big audience. "Welcome, comrades! Welcome!" exclaims Sir Priscus, smiling cornily like this is some kind of gameshow. "Aha, yes... welcome to the first ever televised superdebate in Yusukistan's history!" he shouts. "The candidates will come here soon, but first a rundown of how the debate will work. There are three groups of podiums, which can clearly be gauged by looking at the stage. The largest group has four podiums, and will be used for the National Healthcare Party. On their podiums you can see the emblems of their party in a circle. In fact, the same goes for all the parties. The group with three podiums is the Freedom Party. And the one with two podiums is for the Spiritual Party. There are ten desks around me - six will have Scourgian presenters, four will have Yusukistanian presenters. I'm here to make sure everyone is civil. From Scourge, we have a partisan arrangement. From the Scourgian Communist Party, we have Martine Ludwig, the most prolific political pamphlet passer-outer in the entire nation. From the Scourgian Party for Liberal Democratic Socialism, we have Arnórr Savona, former Minister for Public Relations of the party. Representing the Scourgian Pacifist Party is Doris Denis 'the Skull-Beater' Lebeau, member of an all-female biker gang and Hero of the Children for 2019. The Party for Scourgian Conservatism brings to us Mafalda van Dael, their current Minister for Public Relations, while their ally the Libertarian Party is represented by Aikaterine Aiello, the party's top advisor for 'Anything and Everything'. And, last but not least, is Tino 'Tiny Mary' Gotti, from the Religious Union." The Scourgian presenters wave to the cameras and crowd. "As for the Yusukites, we have from the Spiritual Party the Friar Melfeus Delanien, the Freedomist Draco Draco, a member of Aquinolem Lives Matter, Bilsack Pusack, and a member of the National Healthcare Party, Sophocles Macedon. Now, I must ask them for one or two of their greatest achievements or important jobs as I am sadly quite unaware, what with my lack of connections to Yusukistan." He first gives the microphone to Fr. Melfeus Delanien. 1 Some kind of rude Borg of some sort? 2 of Yusukistan |
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| Yusukistan | Oct 12 2015, 11:04 PM Post #2 |
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"Well," Fr. Delanien starts. "Many know me for my 2011 exposé piece on the misuse of Church funds, which almost led to me being excommunicated. I have since been serving on the Clerical Council." |
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| Ankshara. | Oct 12 2015, 11:09 PM Post #3 |
 
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A few Anksharian men shuffle in. They bring a few black cubes that are disguised as laptops. |
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| Yusukistan | Oct 12 2015, 11:30 PM Post #4 |
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((Stop trying to bomb everything.)) |
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| Great Scourge | Oct 12 2015, 11:32 PM Post #5 |
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[Yeah, no more bombings] Sir Priscus evidently had a dislocated jaw or something as the Friar spoke, but then he took the mic back. "Very interesting, very interesting! And you, Draco Draco?" |
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| Yusukistan | Oct 12 2015, 11:39 PM Post #6 |
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"I served as Chairman of the Freedom Party for 5 years. I also gave a memorable speech at the University of Gelwice on why political correctness is ruining the world." |
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| Great Scourge | Oct 12 2015, 11:55 PM Post #7 |
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Its a miracle that Priscus' jaw is even attached to his head at this point. Anyhow, he takes back the mic. "Yes, yes, I imagine it is... and Mr. Pusack?" |
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| Yusukistan | Oct 12 2015, 11:59 PM Post #8 |
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"I started Aquilonem Lives Matter last February when my neighbor, Niko Feldspar, was murdered in cold blood by a Latius POTC officer. I have been everywhere that this sort of institutional racism occurs; and I was there to speak the truth: that Aquilonem lives matter just as much as Latius or Graecian lives."
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| Great Scourge | Oct 13 2015, 12:02 AM Post #9 |
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[insert joke about Priscus' unusual way of moving his jaw here] "Interesting, very interesting! And you, Sophocles Macedon?" |
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| Yusukistan | Oct 13 2015, 12:28 AM Post #10 |
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"I am Yusukistan's leading progressive thinker. I am also credited as one of the largest influences on the NHP's current ideology. My most well-known book of thought is the Curister Manifesto, one of the best-selling novels in Yusukistanian history." |
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| Great Scourge | Oct 13 2015, 12:52 AM Post #11 |
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"Good, good! Now..." he says, going back to his desk, "Candidates, file in!" The candidates come out from behind the curtains, and go to their podiums. (Unless they don't...) "Now, a quick reminder - we have rules here. The presenters ask the questions, not the candidates - unless the question is something rhetorical and the candidate answers it, like 'Do you know the state of the Yusukistanian industry?'. Everyone will be civil - no name calling, no slurring, etc. - that is, no 'Filthy freedomist freedom-hater' and no 'Flaggellophile scum!'. Understood? And... oh, yes, no interrupting eachother." |
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| Yusukistan | Oct 13 2015, 01:01 AM Post #12 |
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When he talks about being civil, all candidates give Tupik a side-glance. When Sir Priscus finishes, the candifates nod. |
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| Great Scourge | Oct 13 2015, 01:46 AM Post #13 |
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"Good! And now, let the questions begin. Yusukites may ask first." |
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| Yusukistan | Oct 13 2015, 02:15 AM Post #14 |
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Macedon asks first. "Question for Conscivit Rex: Thou are most known for thine terrorist activities. How will that translate into being Prime Minister?" Conscivit clears his throat. "Well, running an army is like running a country. One must care for a lot of people and manage resources." |
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| Great Scourge | Oct 13 2015, 02:42 AM Post #15 |
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"Well, while we're on the subject," says van Dael, "And if we're to poke the elephant in the room - will you continue to commit your despicable actions as prime minister? That is, would you actively encourage terrorist actions against, say, Scourge - the most likely target considering the situation - or even engage in biological warfare against the occupation? As for your political enemies, would you use terroristic techniques to get rid of them as well?" |
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| Yusukistan | Oct 13 2015, 02:50 AM Post #16 |
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"I have no plans of attacking Scourge when I am Prime Minister. I will, however, negotiate for the occupation to be removed. I only used genocide and biological warfare as they were the only weapons I had against the heathens. As Prime Minister, I will cleanse the nation using the much more effective tool of political power." |
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| Great Scourge | Oct 13 2015, 03:01 AM Post #17 |
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"And what do you mean by 'cleanse'?" |
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| Yusukistan | Oct 13 2015, 03:08 AM Post #18 |
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"Banning same-sex marriage, abortion, pornography, revealing clothes, sodomy, birth control, limiting women's rights, and deporting immigrants." |
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| Great Scourge | Oct 13 2015, 04:50 AM Post #19 |
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The Liberal Democratic Socialist dryly, and sarcastically, responds. "Yes, because that's sure to limit rapes and the number of children born out of wedlock..." "Right! Stop that, you? Unless you have a question?" "Yes, actually. Mr. Rex - are you aware of the Scourgian treaties and the small matter of... what is it now, 5000? Scourgian troops in Yusukistan to enforce said treaties?" |
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| Yusukistan | Oct 13 2015, 03:01 PM Post #20 |
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"I am going to burn those treaties; like every other Freedomist has not had the strength to do. Our brand is nationalism. For there to be a nation, we need full sovereignty." |
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